Birthday

Today is 25th May and it is my birthday. When I was a little girl, I loved birthdays because I would get to be the princess for that day, eat my favourite Black Forest cake and collect gifts from relatives. However, when I get older, birthdays are just like other normal days. In fact, it is sad because I am another year older : ( As you know, women age fast, so blob blob blob...

Nevertheless, it's a waste not to make any wishes on this day. Let me make my 10 wishes now:

1. Get monthly paycheck of 4000 bucks so that I can shop shop shop till I drop
2. Never get fat regardless how much rice I eat (Rice is my greatest love!)
3. Be rid of all zits / scars / pimples / blackheads from my face ever!
4. Will not have flyaway hair so that I do not need to spend 10 minutes twirling it every morning
5. Possess my own car so that I can go wherever I want and be solely responsible for all bumps and scratches
6. Get to eat my favourite ba chor mee as well as I like (Adeline and Amy! You've heard it!Haha)
7. Have explosive multiple orgasms whenever I have sex. *Nosebleed*
8. Be the lady boss of a spa resort so that I can have aromatherapy as and when I like
9. Travel - Leave my footprints around the world except Iraq : P
10. Own an apartment in the Carribean condominium

May all my wishes be fulfilled and Happy Birthday to me! Yay~